Received this via email. Good for a laugh.
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding…
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago [...]
I have in my hands two boxes,
Which God gave me to hold.
He said, “Put all your sorrows in the black box,
And all your joys in the gold.”
Isn’t it amazing how God works in our lives! On a Saturday night several weeks ago, this pastor was working late, and decided to call his wife before he left for home. It was about 10:00 PM , but his wife didn’t answer the phone.
I received this intriguing article in the mail. While I cannot vouch for the accuracy and truthfulness of the contents, the message seem important enough that I would like to share it here. The article is posted almost verbatim with the end section deleted due to its conspiracy claims which I do not wish to repeat. Please read it and judge for yourselves: ….
I received this message (attached below) in an email this morning. It was a wakeup call to me as I tend to drink from soft drink cans without cleaning the top. 
