How to catch a girl’s eye – Joke

I would like to share a joke which was forwarded to me via email.

Ever wondered how a man can go about catching a girl’s eye? Read on if you wish to know more:

A man is dinning in a fancy restaurant and there’s a gorgeous woman sitting at the next table.

He’s been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk to her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.

He reaches out , grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
“Oh my, I’m sorry,” the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

“Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you,” she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They have a wonderful time and the next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible.

“You know, he said, “you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?”

“No,” she replies. “Just the ones that catch my eye.

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