How to catch a girl’s eye – Joke

I would like to share a joke which was forwarded to me via email.

Ever wondered how a man can go about catching a girl’s eye? Read on if you wish to know more:

A man is dinning in a fancy restaurant and there’s a gorgeous woman sitting at the next table.

He’s been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk to her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.

He reaches out , grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
“Oh my, I’m sorry,” the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

“Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you,” she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They have a wonderful time and the next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible.

“You know, he said, “you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?”

“No,” she replies. “Just the ones that catch my eye.

New Year Greetings

I came across this piece of gem and I would like to share this simple recipe for a happiness in the coming year:


Take twelve whole months,
Clean them thoroughly of all bitterness, hate, and jealousy,
Make them just as fresh and clean as possible.
Now cut each month into twenty-eight, thirty, or
thirty-one different parts,
but don’t make up the whole batch at once.
Prepare it one day at a time out of these ingredients.
Mix well into each day one part of faith,
one part of patience, one part of courage,
and one part of work.
Add to each day one part of hope,
faithfulness, generosity, and kindness.
Blend with one part prayer,
one part meditation, and one good deed.
Season the whole with a dash of good spirits,
a sprinkle of fun, a pinch of play,
and a cupful of good humor.
Pour all of this into a vessel of love.
Cook thoroughly over radiant joy,
garnish with a smile,
and serve with quietness, unselfishness,
and cheerfulness.
You’re bound to have a happy new year.


Have a great New Year everyone and God bless.

Christmas Greetings

It is that time of the year to send out Christmas greetings to friends and relatives. So in addition to the customary greeting cards and text messages, here’s one more way to get the message out:

Wish all of you a blessed Christmas and may the Lord shower each and everyone of you with blessings on this day and all year round.

Jesus Christ born in a manger’s IPO scrapped

The reported that AOL’s recent announcement of its plans to begin offering free personalized domains to internet users from September 2006, has adversely affected’s IPO plans. In fact Godaddy has announced the shelving of the IPO plans.

Godaddy revolutionized the domain name regstration industry by offering low priced domain name registration via the web (According to Godaddy, their prices are up to 70% lower than the some of the competition), thus making personalized domain names affordable to millions of internet users. I count myself as one of their satisfied customers, having been with them for the past two years. Godaddy has grown exponentially with their unique strategy and is now the world’s largest domain name registrar.

Naturally when I first read the news I was apprehensive about the company’s future without the IPO.

Fortunately my fears turned out to be unfounded as I soon read on Bob Parson’s blog (Bob is the founder and CEO of his rationale for the change of plans and more importantly that Godaddy has always been cash flow positive operationally, an important point if it is to continue as an independent business.

However without the IPO, whatever expansion plans or diversification strategies that Godaddy had planned to implement with the IPO money would have to be shelved also. It remains to be seen how that will affect Godaddy’s competitive position in the long term.

The Bear

This hilarious story came to me via email:

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods.”What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.He turned to look and saw a 7 foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.He looked over his shoulder again and the bear was even closer.

He tripped and fell on the ground.He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.At that instant the Atheist cried out to the Lord.

Time stopped, the bear froze, the forest was silent. A bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, “You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don’t exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?”

The atheist looked directly into the light, “It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could you make the BEAR a Christian?”

“Very well,” said the voice.The light went out.The sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together and bowed his head and spoke:”Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive through Christ our Lord, Amen.”